Loaded Weapon 1
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Loaded Weapon 1[1 clip]
Released in the same season as Last Action Hero (another under-rated spoof of dumb action movies) and sharing a few cast members with it too, Loaded Weapon is more light-hearted stab at those horrible ‘buddy-buddy’/'loose cannon partnered with old guy days from retirement’ movies that were in unholy abundance around the late 80s and early 90s. Lethal Weapon (a film that has really not dated well at all) is to blame for the sudden popularity of this sub-genre and it’s at this particular archives that Loaded Weapon takes most of it’s well deserved stabs.Emilio Estevez is Jack Colt, a gun-happy cop on the edge who has been walking a thin line between sanity and alcohol-fuelled psycho since his dog ran away. Samuel L. Jackson is Wes Luger, a Detective with only a few days before he retires. His former partner Billy York (Whoopie Goldberg) is killed and he demands to take the case even though his superiors think it was suicide.And so Colt and Luger get involved in a remarkably silly plot with cocaine disguised girl scout cookies. The evil General Murturs (William Shatner thoroughly enjoying himself) and his henchman Mr. Jigsaw (Tim Curry) plan to lure Colt and Luger into a trap before they foil his next major drug deal.There are loads of cameos and even more in-jokes than you can shake a stick at. What makes Loaded Weapon better than most other heartless spoofs is that every line of dialogue is delivered perfectly and every scene has it’s own special moment (if not more than one). From the hilarious opening in the mini-mart to pretty much any scene with Jon Lovitz (spoofing that horrible Joe Pesci character) there is loads to enjoy. Every aspect and cliché of this unfortunate sub-genre is exploited and made fun of, even the musical score plays a vital part in the humor of some scenes.Some of the most quotable lines of dialogue include:’Half today. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.”I’m Detective Luger, this is Detective Colt. These are our wallets.”You came!’-'That’s personal!”Ooware eez tha meecro-feelm?”Don’t thank me. I’m just a cop doing his job.”I’m your worst nightmare.’-'No waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.’And of course…’CIGARETTE!!!’Unfortunately a decent knowledge of the Lethal Weapon flicks is required to get most of the jokes in this film but it’s so funny that it’s worth suffering through them first. It’s a shame that they never made a sequel but never say never eh? |
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Pics of Eva Longoria Looking Sexy in a Bikini
Here’s Desperate Housewive’s sexiest actress, Eva Longoria, enjoying her self with the hubby sporting a hot little bikini that shows off her perfect body. She looks so fucking hot with her tight body. Most females of her age just let go, but you can tell Eva is really a sexual goddess and would be such a freak in the sack if you could get her there. Too bad for all of us she still digs for gold and marries basketball players. Celeb Taboo is jam packed with tons and tons of foxy starlet pics, nude stars, Hollywood gossip and to top it off, hardcore sex tapes.
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Gross Misconduct
Ham-handed nonsense that couldn’t work out how to evolve into an effective thriller or drama, so opted for soft-porn - or perhaps that was the intention all along. Featured Jimmy Smits, who was on a short working sojourn to Australia at the time, as well as Naomi Watts - known then only for her role as the girl who knocked back a date with Tom Cruise for one of mum’s lamb roasts. I bet she’d like this one struck from her back catalogue, given that her acting is raw and unsubtle, and that she exposes breasts and genitals at regular intervals. Oh, that and the fact that it’s utter crap - steer clear at all costs, unless you’re only watching to see Naomi naked.The whole schemozzle opens with Naomi masturbating in bed over Jimmy Smits, as you do. It seems the poor guy is perfect: sultry looks, great body, great father, intelligent, hell he even plays long, languid saxophone solos in smoke-filled jazz clubs - what woman could resist him? A pity he’s indelibly stupid, as he’s unable to recognise Naomi’s clumsy teenage advances - and clumsy acting - or the dangers inherent in spending so much time with her. The reason offered for the naivete of this switched-on, middle-aged character? He teaches Platonic concepts of love, of course. A pity the director didn’t realise that an expert on Plato would know that he, too, bonked his students.Anyway you can almost guess the rest: they end up doing the bedroom beguine, the affair is discovered, Naomi cries rape, Jimmy gets into a lot of trouble and ends up in court. The absolution duly comes, and it’s a doozy: it appears Naomi was previously enjoying the pleasures of the flesh with her Daddy, who took offence when she decided to end it for Jimmy. An orange-juicer is put to an interesting use and the whole sordid mess thankfully ends - Naomi can put her clothes back on, Jimmy can go back to the States, Alan Fletcher can run along to “Neighbours”, and we can engage in something more productive like plucking your nose-hairs. Has my summary put you off watching it? Good.
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Craig Horner Shirtless in “Blurred”
More twinky than the muscle god we’ve come to know and love, I’ve scrounged up some pics of a young Craig Horner in “Blurred”. Still a cutie.
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