March 6th, 2010 by admin
Megan Fox is Blowing Up The Cameras Like Usual
Megan Fox has a look about her that can stun. She’s Hollywood’s sexiest young starlet right now and stiring things up as she is constantly under the eyes of cameras. I love how glamorous she can look and then when you see her in her normal clothes it’s just as foxy. Here she’s fixed up in a sexy dress and it makes her eyes just glow with soul melting powers. See the hottest starlet pics and all kinds of raunchy bang tapes from the starlet drama masters at Celeb Taboo.
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February 8th, 2010 by admin
December 23rd, 2009 by admin
Crazy Girls Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a movie about his imaginary escapades as an international voyeur? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrity impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic voyeur movie? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy Girls Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a movie be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy Girl Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new girl Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this movie get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy Girl Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body naked is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy Girls Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy Girls show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.
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November 18th, 2009 by admin
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September 27th, 2009 by admin
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July 29th, 2009 by admin
Whitney Port Blows More Than Minds!
Oh thou lovely Whitney Port! She got into modeling after leaving Teen Vogue as a contributing writer, appearing as a fashion model in the TV reality show, The City. Her pro-ana buckled under her, when she modeled Hilary Swank’s Academy Awards dress and tripped during a live television show. Check out these photos from celebrity Heat and see her scrawny legs for yourself! Whitney Port must be really tall with tooth pick legs. When she was on her way to meet a friend for brunch, the paparazzi caught some nice photographs of this Hollywood celebrity. She looks really professional in her long coat, and short mini skirt, I bet most of you are wondering where the killer celebrity upskirt pics are? After Whitney Port arrived to greet her friend, they sat down and in came the provocative text message, someone is EXPECTING? The reaction is obvious, but who the mom is remains a mystery!
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