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December 23rd, 2009 by admin
Crazy Girls Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a movie about his imaginary escapades as an international voyeur? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrity impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic voyeur movie? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy Girls Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a movie be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy Girl Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new girl Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this movie get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy Girl Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body naked is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy Girls Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy Girls show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.

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November 22nd, 2009 by admin
As del Precipicio
I thought twice about to write this comment, but since I have wasted my time watching that rubbish I decided to get something worth from it. Well lets take it straight ahead, would you like to see some fuck scenes?, there are a few and in that case I would recommend to watch any another movie, or if for any reason you got the DVD just watch the beginning and speed it up till almost the end. Would you like to know how is the life in Mexico?, I mean the real life, the one of most of the Mexicans live day after day?, I recommend strongly “La Ley de Herodes” (that’s a real master piece). In another hand I really do not know what Teresa Suarez tried to show. If there is an aim or a message I really missed it. It is so funny that in this movie she shows a “nice” and “cool” Mexican people, having a wonderful life, while the reality is that 40% of the people (40 millions) in that country are living under the poverty line. I really wonder if she has actually any kind of knowledge about writing or directing or if she has ever walked through out the streets of Mexico. Moreover, it could be interesting to know how Teresa got the funding for such a movie.

October 24th, 2009 by admin
Paris Hilton Will be Written About in a Controversial Book
Here’s a few pics of the sexy celeb star Paris Hilton. She hasn’t been photographed much lately, maybe she is trying to keep a low profile. She’s wearing a delightful dress with hello kitty faces all over it and she looks really cute. The buzz is her previous manager is going to be writing a book all about Paris Hilton and the things he did to keep her out of harms way. Claiming that she brought most things upon herself would be too much of a reality, but now we can check out how this magic maker got her out of her scandals. Paris Hilton can be found naked along with loads of other starlets and their sex tapes inside of Celeb Taboo.
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July 21st, 2009 by admin
Oscar: Una Pasion Surrealista
t might have been an ideal project for a genuine surrealist filmmaker like Raul Ruiz, but the dull, woefully conventional biopic “Oscar: The Color of Destiny” stumbles its way through the roller-coaster life of Spanish painter Oscar Dominguez. The story is pallid enough, but director/co-writer Lucas Fernandez has the bad idea to parallel it with a ludicrous plot involving a contempo Madrid woman, overplayed by Victoria Abril. Despite the star power of Abril, Joaquim de Almeida and Jorge Perugorria, pic will be ignored in most theatrical territories.

July 21st, 2009 by admin
Elizabeth Banks Seen on The Red Carpet Being The Brutal Bitch You Know She Is
Elizabeth Banks is photoed on the red carpet at Cannes and she has the look of a young Sharon Stone. She looks, acts and does everything like Sharon Stone, but Elizabeth is more fresh, amazing and young. There is just one serious question now, when will you show us that snatch Elizabeth? Since you feel the need to be as tough as Sharon Stone, why not just display that pussy Basic Instinct style? Celeb Taboo hooks it up with the best starlet candids and stripped celebs photographs on top of all the latest gossip and drama.
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June 6th, 2009 by admin
Beyonce’s Shadow and Destiny Child Singer Kelly Rowland Soaks Up Some Sun
Kelly Rowland was spotted relaxing in South Beach yesterday. She was by herself and just soaking up the sun laying out on a beach chair. She would roll around and give the occasional smile to the Paparazzi. It must be rough living in Beyonce’s shadow, which is why I posted these pictures of her in a bikini. Kelly you look good sweetie, fuck Beyonce! We love to show our support to all celebrity hotties at Celeb Taboo.
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